Yo Mama Deluxe! – Funny, Classic Yo Mama Jokes and One Liners

Bigger! Better! Funnier than ever!

Now with over 600 of the best "Yo Mama" jokes assembled for the iPhone, iPod Touch & iPad! We took the funniest, most classic jokes, and broke them down into popular categories including Yo Mama so Fat, Ugly, Stupid, Old, and Poor. Sure there are thousands of Yo Mama jokes, but why read all the really stupid ones? Yo Mama Deluxe will have you and your friends cracking up in no time!

Version 2.1 supports for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad. Includes high-resolution retina display graphics and made-for-iPad layouts! Also supports iPhone & iPod Touch landscape orientation!

“Yo Mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose!”

“Yo Mama so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!”

“Yo Mama so fat, she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!”

“Yo Mama so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I swear I smell bacon!”

“Yo Mama so stupid, she drowned during the first wave at the football stadium!”

“Yo Mama so stupid, the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!”

“Yo Mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!”

“Yo Mama so old, her breast milk is powder!”

“Yo Mama so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves!”

…and many, many more!


FOR IPHONE, IPOD TOUCH & IPAD: No Internet access required


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